By Tolly Moseley
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Welcome, interwebs! Extra Extra! is a round-up of our favorite tabloid headlines and tidbits, collected from hallowed corners of the internet and trusted grocery store check-out aisles. All aboard for Crazytown, this is your captain speaking: We're taking a non-stop flight on SmutWay Express!
FROM US WEEKLY:
Cover: Sandra Fights Back!
By Tolly Moseley
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Welcome, interwebs! Extra Extra! is a round-up of our favorite tabloid headlines and tidbits, collected from hallowed corners of the internet and trusted grocery store check-out aisles. All aboard for Crazytown, this is your captain speaking: We're taking a non-stop flight on SmutWay Express!
FROM US WEEKLY:
Cover: Hollywood Kids: GROWING UP TOO FAST
By Tolly Moseley
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Welcome, interwebs! Extra Extra! is a round-up of our favorite tabloid headlines and tidbits, collected from hallowed corners of the internet and trusted grocery store check-out aisles. All aboard for Crazytown, this is your captain speaking: We're taking a non-stop flight on SmutWay Express!
FROM US WEEKLY:
Cover: How She Tricked Him
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- Scott Resembles Christian Bale from American Psycho. And moreover, if someone made a movie about the Kardashians, the girls would actually like it if Christian Bale AGREED TO PLAY Scott Disick. Good luck with that one.
- Lindsay Lohan Comes Clean About Cocaine Use and more or less blames it on her dad. "I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad," she says.
- Jessica Simpson Is Thinking About Getting a Pet Pig which just seems so right.
- In other Jessica news, she Posted a "Wacky" Fask Mask Pic on Twitter over the weekend. "Wacky" isn't quite the adjective I'd use there.
