Dear Diary, Sean Penn, "There I was with the biggest hair on the planet..."

Posted at 4:00 PM Dec 19, 2008

By Sharon Steel

seanpenn.JPGThe New Yorker's George Packer brought our attention (in a delightfully snarky blog post -- Remnick, keep 'em at it!) to Sean Penn's cover story for this December's Nation magazine, which includes a lengthy, seven-hour interview with Raúl Castro, Cuba's new chief exec. Apparently, all that "best actor ever" praise went to Penn's head, and now he fancies himself a foreign correspondent.

This isn't surprising -- if an actor can score a lucrative book deal without having actually put pen to paper, surely, you can interview world leaders and see your byline on the cover of a national magazine. But what is surprising is that, during the month of November, Sean Penn was posting 80-bazillion word excerpts/weird other versions of his Nation piece to his own personal Huffington Post blog. Arianna, what gives?

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Dear Diary, Bonnie Fuller, "Heidi + Spencer's wedding - my source claims this pair is strictly business..."

Posted at 4:00 PM Dec 12, 2008

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Former US Weekly editor Bonnie Fuller is currently at work on some secret comeback project that probably involves the Internets. She doesn't, to our knowledge, have a personal blog...yet. But! She happens to have a Twitter account, which she prolifically updates with gossipy nuggets several times a day (by web! by txt!). This week, Fuller had plenty to Tweet about concerning Jay Leno, Twilight, Taylor Momsen, and Speidi:

Supersmart move by NBC -- Leno at 10. Why not? Now we can laugh at not- so- late at night -- yea Jay!

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Dear Diary, Lo Bosworth, "My first piece will be up next Wednesday!"

Posted at 4:00 PM Dec 05, 2008

By Sharon Steel

lo.jpgWhoa, what's this? Lauren "Lo" Bosworth -- better known as Lauren Conrad's roommate and The Hills BFF with the pert giggle and the ocassional diabolical streak -- is a writer. A published one, at that.

Magazines are folding daily. Not even Condé Nast staffers are safe from the cut-backs. And newspapers? Those messy, inky things people use to wrap fish in? Nobody buys them, except on November 5th, 2008! In such a healthy media environment, it's good to know a 22-year-old UCLA graduate and MTV star, who, well, we don't know what her day job is, really, can score a regular contributor's gig (a column called "The High Life With Lo!") scribbling for the luxury online guide Pocket Change. The NYC and LA-focused newsletter presents "the city's most expensive goods and services for every multi-millionaire on your list." Financial crisis? Pshhh!

Back on November 11th, Lo did what any writer with an Internet presence and a self-promoting blog would do. She posted about her first story:

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Dear Diary, Jenna Fischer, "Daniel Radcliffe is INCREDIBLE."

Posted at 4:00 PM Nov 28, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Happy Day After Thanksgiving, Heartless Dolls. Have you pressed pause on family time and leftover pillaging to steal a moment alone with your pwecious Interwebs? Us too.

We popped over to Jenna Fischer's MySpace, and it looks like everything's all well and dandy since her The Office co-star Rainn Wilson kindnapped her in a vain attempt to turn his film, The Rocker, into a blockbuster. At the moment Jenna has traded L.A. for NYC; she's shooting a new movie of her own -- Solitary Man, with Michael Douglas, Susan Sarandon, Danny DeVito and Mary-Louise Parker. How's she liking New York, considering her character, Pam Beesly, just left the city to head back to Scranton? "It has been a total blast!" she says.

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Dear Diary, Courtney Love, "No I am not suicidal..."

Posted at 4:00 PM Nov 21, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Time to check back in with Courtney Love: last we heard, she was freaking out over Kurt's stolen ashes. But this past weekend, after she logged sixty separate MySpace posts, Perez Hilton went ahead and diagnosed C. Love as suicidal. Big mistake. On Monday, November 17, Courtney took to her blog yet again to refute the gossip blogger's charge and clear up with one of her trademarked rambling explanations:

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Dear Diary, Samantha Ronson, "For those of you fighting that good fight against me...shut up!"

Posted at 4:00 PM Nov 14, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Lindsay Lohan's main squeeze Samantha Ronson continues to blog up her own little DJ pundit shit-storm on MySpace. What do semi-content Obama supporters do now, while they wait for their guy to announce the rest of his Cabinet? Protest the things that didn't work out so well for them on November 4th, of course. Samantha's last post about Proposition 8 -- which would ban same-sex marriage in California -- offended some animal lovers after she noted that "i guess people care more about farm animals than they do their fellow man." The pissy emails came in droves, of course, and on November 7, Samantha addressed them all:

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Dear Diary, Margaret Cho, "This is history in the making..."

Posted at 4:00 PM Nov 07, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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So, how bout that new President-elect of ours?! In the past two years, Barack Obama has done something few have the power to do. He's actually managed to inspire heaps of starlets, Z-listers, and random Interweb fame-whores to take a break and blog about issues and people besides themselves. Navel-gazing only goes so far online, right? One can only assume it'll get more intense from here on in.

The options were really endless for this week's Dear Diary: Pete Wentz, Kanye West, and even my favorite MySpace pundit Lindsay Lohan all weighed in -- both on the need to vote as well as the joyous outcome. But we've still got a lot of work ahead of us, and funny lady Margaret Cho kept her focus on the tasks ahead when she observed, on November 5th, that "The country is changing, and for the better."

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Dear Diary, Ashlee Simpson, "Today I read on a blog that I went to the doctor and he said I was overweight and I cried..."

Posted at 4:00 PM Oct 31, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Have I ever discussed my undying and inexplicable adoration of Ashlee Simpson on these Internet pages? Well, it's out, now: the lip-synching, Fall Out Boy-loving daughter of Papa Joe -- she of the crazy hair color experiments and seminal reality television program The Ashlee Simpson Show -- is my girl. Um, in my head, at least. (This is what happens when you think you "know" celebrities because you spend all your time reading their online diaries.)

Anyway, I don't understand how I could have possibly missed Ashlee's last MySpace post, which she put up way, way back at the end of August. But considering her baby bump is set to pop this week, now seems as good a time as any to reflect on her preggo woes:

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Dear Diary: John Mayer, "He's so pure, it's arresting."

Posted at 4:00 PM Oct 24, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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John Mayer has been slacking on the blog front these days, but on Friday, Oct. 17, he posted a brief missive about his fave singer/songwriter Ray LaMontagne. He even made us all an iTunes mix! Perhaps Jay-May prepared it to re-woo Jennifer Aniston, the lady who might still think that his body is a wonderland:

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Dear Diary: Lily Allen, "Shooting a video today..."

Posted at 1:51 PM Oct 17, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Lily Allen is hard at work on her new music-related projects (guess the lukewarm reception of her BBC show Lily Allen and Friends didn't exactly move her to consider a career switch). On Oct. 14, she decided to let everyone to know some exclusive shit has been going down.

shooting a video for "everyones at it " , here's a picture i took on my cellular telephone. we are having fun, can you guess who it is ? (no it's not me )

Yeah, the guy in the blurry cell-snap looks pretty much exactly like Prince. Good gravy, could it be? Prince and Lily? Developing!

Dear Diary, Lauren Conrad, "Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin."

Posted at 4:00 PM Oct 10, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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It's been a busy year for Lauren Conrad! Between dating semi-duds from Laguna Beach that nobody remembers, designing new pieces for her eponymous fashion line only to have Whitney Port conveniently usurp her with her own label and MTV spin-off, patching things up with her BFF Audrina, and working at People's Revolution PR, it's a wonder she has time to clear up nasty rumors on her official MySpace blog. Thankfully, on October 3, in an entry titled "Here we go again" (just like the titles of each Hills episode -- synergy!) L.C. put aside a few minutes to set the record straight (again). Oh, good lord:

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Dear Diary, Rachel Zoe, "I still to this day don't understand why I am such a victim of the press."

Posted at 4:00 PM Oct 03, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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The Rachel Zoe Project premiered on Bravo a few weeks ago, and it's basically my favorite new fashion program this season. What's not to love? Rachel Zoe clutching Starbucks and barking at her minions to "figure it out," jet-setting to New York to preview exclusive collections, telling stories about her specially-made designer wedding gown, and being hyper-sensitive about everyone's criticisms!

You see, the Times's television scribe Ginia Bellafante penned a particularly scathing review of the Hollywood stylist's latest project, calling her a "pox on humanity." And on last week's episode, Zoe was brought to tears (tears!) in her make-up chair over a post on New York Magazine's The Cut, which called her out for missing Marc Jacobs' show because she was tardy! Fans wanted answers, and on her Bravo blog last week, Zoe provided some answers:

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Dear Diary, Moby, "I'm taking a sort-of news-fast, but I just checked the election news..."

Posted at 4:00 PM Sep 26, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Moby's online journal goes all the way back to October 2000 -- that means he's been blogging for eight years, ya'll. Maybe that's why he's been laying off current affairs. And that tiny break must have thrown him for a serious loop, because on Tuesday, September 23, Moby was utterly baffled by John McCain's campaign strategy of befuddled old-man-ness:

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Dear Diary, Kanye West, "I'm cool with the paparazzi."

Posted at 4:00 PM Sep 19, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Last week, Kanye West was arrested for smashing a paparazzi's camera, but that doesn't mean he's gonna stop writing his ultra-minimalist blog posts! Oh, no. Not Kanye! He has a job to do.

We back in the lab!!! I'm cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn't cool. I gotta work now... I'll rant later!

Awesome, Kanye! Now how about you tell us about all the cool stuff you found on the Interwebs?

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Dear Diary, Adrianne Curry, "I have been writing some deep, dark lyrics, and that is always good."

Posted at 4:00 PM Sep 12, 2008

By Sharon Steel

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Was it just me, or did Cycle One America's Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry completely fall off the D-list radar after she and Christopher Knight finally got hitched? The fact that cameras aren't following her anymore hasn't stopped Adrianne from seeking attention: she's well known for dashing thoughtless screeds on her totally goth MySpace page. We decided to check in on her this week. On Monday, September 8, after quoting Led Zeppelin, Adrianne chose to focus on her ongoing battle against addiction:

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