Posted at 5:00 AM Apr 09, 2010By Kiala Kazebee
She looks like she's pooping.
Am I right? She's even got reading material-a jungle map of some sort. Now don't get me wrong-the idea of Lara Croft doing her daily doesn't upset me. In fact, the more awareness we bring to ladies' bodily needs being the same as dudes' bodily needs, the sooner we'll have less products like Activia and laxatives marketed at women. You see, females are not allowed to poop or talk about poop or think about poop, and this leads to constipation and IBS and all kinds of digestive issues, and please don't even get me started on women starving the fiber right out of their diets.
I wonder if this will greenlight a new trend in action figures doing regular, everyday things. For example: Wonder Woman cleaning the cat box, Illyria blow drying her hair, Star Sapphire buying toilet paper. And you know, male superheroes could get in on this, too. Or they could all just be going Number Two. I really don't care. Everybody Poops: Even Superheroes coming in June from Random House! Look for it at an Urban Outfitters near you!
Anyway, what I am saying is I guess I am in favor of this new Lara Croft on the John (TM) Action Figure.