Top 10 Hottest Dudes with Ponytails
Posted at 5:00 AM Mar 15, 2010
By Andrea Grimes
Like gangsta rap karaoke, open bars and high-waisted pants, dudes with ponytails are not to be taken lightly. So much can go wrong in such a small space. Not that we are looking at you, Steven Seagal and Mickey Rourke, but we are looking at you, Steven Segal and Mickey Rourke. Is it possible for dudes to be attractive and to have a ponytail? Oh, it is. But, again, do not take this for granted: the ponytailed dude who is also bangable is but a rare and wonderful creature. Caress him, love him, cherish him if you can, ladies, because the following list of 10 men who can pull off a hot ponytail is an endangered species list. Tug tug!
10. David Beckham
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9. Orlando Bloom in LOTR/
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Look, I don't want to tell Orlando Bloom what to do. He's a busy man. I'm a busy lady. We both have a lot of commitments, and I don't want to presume anything, let alone instruct him in particular behavior. I will, however, say this: GET INSIDE ME ORLANDO BLOOM AND BRING YOUR PONYTAIL.
8. Ice-T on SVU
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Pretty sure that Ice-T is a competent TV cop on his own, but his sweet ponytail helps him solve all kinds of crimes. Like the crime of other men trying to have ponytails when Fin Tutuola is trying to find out who he needs to break down in the interrogation room.
7. Michael Hutchence of INXS
I don't mean to be crass, but Michael Hutchence had no need to masturbatorily die when any number of women could have been available to give his 'tail a tug at the drop of a hat. Or at the playing of "I Need You Tonight."
6. Legends of the Fall Brad Pitt
More like Legends of the Take Off That Period Clothing and Check Out My Sopping Panties.
7. Michael Hutchence of INXS
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I don't mean to be crass, but Michael Hutchence had no need to masturbatorily die when any number of women could have been available to give his 'tail a tug at the drop of a hat. Or at the playing of "I Need You Tonight."
6. Legends of the Fall Brad Pitt
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More like Legends of the Take Off That Period Clothing and Check Out My Sopping Panties.
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Comments
'Sopping panties'--Now there's an image I was not expecting to wake up to this morning.
Posted 03/15/2010 at 09:57:43 AMLADYSPLOOGES! AHHAHA made my morning.
Posted 03/15/2010 at 10:05:09 AM"A picture is worth a thousand ladysplooges".
Expect this to be SHAMELESSLY and unapologetically plagerized over at SLUTgrrls. It just has to be that way. Fantastic list, proud to say I contributed!
Posted 03/15/2010 at 10:12:59 AMDidn't Liam Neeson also have one in Rob Roy? Mmmm, ponytailed Scottish rebels...
Posted 03/15/2010 at 10:29:46 AMJon Hamm as Sergio.
Posted 03/15/2010 at 11:27:58 AMBrad Pitt's tail in Interview with the Vampire also deserves some ladysplooges.
Andrea, see the awesome power of Adrian Paul's tail in the Highlander opening credits:
Posted 03/15/2010 at 11:35:03 AMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa62jiVSLVM
I was going to tell you guys on Twitter last night about Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, god he looks gorgeous there. Definitely ladysplooge-worthy.
Posted 03/15/2010 at 11:43:40 AMugh... ladysplooges...
Posted 03/15/2010 at 12:10:56 PMA lot of squishy imagery going on here today... =(
Posted 03/15/2010 at 12:17:51 PMI notice that "Me Five Years Ago" is not mentioned. Completely invalidates the entire list, if you ask me.
Posted 03/15/2010 at 12:41:50 PMI protest the lack of Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You on this list.
Posted 03/15/2010 at 01:46:44 PMI love this post and agree with all of it...but I agree with Christine, where's Heath Ledger circa 10 Things I Hate About You and I would have to add Gavin Rossdale from Bush *sigh* so dreamy :)
Posted 03/15/2010 at 06:17:47 PMYay I'm so glad you included Highlander! When I was little (in the 90's obvs) I had the biggest crush on him and his ponytail
Posted 03/15/2010 at 07:45:37 PMHow about Heath Ledger? Didn't he pull his hair back at some point during 10 things I hate about you? *drool*
Posted 03/23/2010 at 02:43:14 PM