It's official: This is the stupidest thing fashion has ever come up with
Posted at 4:00 PM Mar 25, 2010
By Andrea Grimes |
According to Binikini, what a saggy butt needs is a thin strap cutting across the flubbiest part of a lady's saddlebag, creating a quad-butt kind of multi-pantyline thing. Behold, the NSFW goodness:
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I have a healthy respect for needing to improve your butt area. I, myself, am in need of such assistance. But how does adding another pantyline to your ass make it look better? Someone please explain these physics to me.
Comments
Dear god why? Isn't fashion cruel enough as it is?
Posted 03/25/2010 at 04:27:24 PMI'm not seeing how that is helping...?
Posted 03/25/2010 at 04:36:02 PMIt looks like a jock strap which just reminds me of gay porn.
Posted 03/25/2010 at 05:06:58 PMUhhh... if you have some sag in the butt wouldn't that little strap just make said sag turn into "cheek overhang"?
Posted 03/26/2010 at 07:52:15 AMWait - A bra, for your butt. Is that the concept? (Am confused.)
Posted 03/26/2010 at 09:27:34 AMIt looks more uncomfortable than Shaper panties or those pull-up girdles they sell at Wal-Mart.
And you know if you were to actually start wearing a bra for your butt, you'd never be able to go without it, or else your butt would start to sag even more now that your tailbone and hips have taken over the job of supporting it. The muscles would atrophy worse than Neo in the first Matrix movie.
I don't think I need to look THAT good in Lacy panties, I'll stick with my jiggy, saggy butt :)
Ally Kat
Posted 03/27/2010 at 10:31:19 AM