It's official: This is the stupidest thing fashion has ever come up with

Posted at 4:00 PM Mar 25, 2010

By Andrea Grimes

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Do you have a saggy butt? A butt that could use a lift with the right shapewear undergarment? Then please, do not consider the Binikini, which is officially the stupidest thing I have ever, ever seen someone try to sell women.

According to Binikini, what a saggy butt needs is a thin strap cutting across the flubbiest part of a lady's saddlebag, creating a quad-butt kind of multi-pantyline thing. Behold, the NSFW goodness:




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I have a healthy respect for needing to improve your butt area. I, myself, am in need of such assistance. But how does adding another pantyline to your ass make it look better? Someone please explain these physics to me.

Comments

ThePinkPeril said:

Dear god why? Isn't fashion cruel enough as it is?

Lauren said:

I'm not seeing how that is helping...?

Kiala said:

It looks like a jock strap which just reminds me of gay porn.

BorgQueen said:

Uhhh... if you have some sag in the butt wouldn't that little strap just make said sag turn into "cheek overhang"?

Tolly said:

Wait - A bra, for your butt. Is that the concept? (Am confused.)

Allison Kathrine Krane said:

It looks more uncomfortable than Shaper panties or those pull-up girdles they sell at Wal-Mart.

And you know if you were to actually start wearing a bra for your butt, you'd never be able to go without it, or else your butt would start to sag even more now that your tailbone and hips have taken over the job of supporting it. The muscles would atrophy worse than Neo in the first Matrix movie.

I don't think I need to look THAT good in Lacy panties, I'll stick with my jiggy, saggy butt :)

Ally Kat

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