Posted at 4:35 PM Mar 22, 2010
By Andrea Grimes
All too often, I find myself sitting on a simulated city sidewalk bench, being leered at by men in Cosby sweaters, lamenting my situation as a single lady. There are no men out there!
Which is why I'm glad someone passed on this 1980s-tastic guide to meeting men. Step number one: don't look like a bitch. Men in Cosby sweaters hate that. And remember, it's the men in Cosby sweaters you want! Well, really any man. Because watching Dallas and eating ice cream isn't going to fulfill you forever, now is it?
But the take-home message is this: if you want a man, and allow us to inform you that you definitely do, you should talk in a hushed voice about sports, even if you don't really know about sports. And never, ever mention relationships. You'll be living your happily ever after in no time at all!