Posted at 2:40 PM Mar 01, 2010
By Andrea Grimes
Divas are hateful bitches who drive everyone crazy with their incessant, nagging demands that everyone respond to their every beck and call. Of course, divas are also women (or Elton John), because everybody knows women just yammer and whine most of the time, whereas dudes (who are not Elton John) are super-cool and fun. So it really sucks when dudes act like girls, which is why they need to eat chocolate, according to this Snickers ad featuring Aretha Franklin and Liza Minelli:
Sorry, Snickers. If I had a choice between going on a road trip with these bickering dudes or going on a road trip with Liza and Aretha, I'm taking the diva road trip.