Posted at 10:30 AM Feb 01, 2010By Andrea Grimes
|Look at our sexy couple! You might look like this if you win.|
But we can't just toss off this awesome OhMiBod Freestyle Music Vibrator to any ole' doll. We need to make sure you need it. That you want it. That you want it inside ... oh, okay, you saw that coming, didn't you?
If you want to win this musically stimulating vibratey goodness (and dudes 'n Dolls, this thing is like expensive and fancy), leave a comment on this post with your most awesome, sexy, mortifying or badass vibrator story. We'll pick a winner before Valentine's Day.
To get you started, I'll tell you a vibrator story of my own, after the jump. (Stop reading here, Mom, my students, potential employers).
And Hello Kitty did verily bzzzzzzz away, until I left for a study abroad adventure, leaving College Boyfriend in the metaphorical dust, along with a box of random items that had accumulated at his apartment over the course of our relationship--including Hello Kitty, who I didn't trust getting through security. Weeks later, in a moment of supreme asshattery, I dumped College Boyfriend on a trans-Atlantic phone call and generally treated him poorly for the next few months. But then I returned to New York, and my dorm, and life within his proximity. We arranged to meet up for coffee. At the last minute, he backed out. I didn't blame him. But I did want all my stuff back--the stuff I'd left at his house before leaving for a foreign country. And so one day, a big box arrived at my dorm.
What did College Boyfriend ship back to me? My guitar. Some school papers. A half-used stick of deodorant. What didn't come back to me? My Hello Kitty vibrator. WHERE ARE YOU HELLO KITTY VIBRATOR? Only one man on this earth knows for sure.
So please, Dolls, leave your best (or worst!) vibrator story in the comments--and be sure to use your real e-mail address so that we can get in touch with you. A winner will be selected just before Valentine's Day, and you will be sweatin' and moanin' to the oldies (or the hip-hop, or the indie rock, or what have you) in no time.