Feminism has turned women into giant sluts--and we love every minute of it!
Posted at 9:04 AM Feb 09, 2010
By Andrea Grimes
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If you don't want to read the whole wordy mess, let me summarize in advance: there was once a time when ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE never had premarital sex and only wanted to have marriage and then babies with upstanding men, AND IT WAS AWESOME AND DEFINITELY ACTUALLY HAPPENED. But then
Now, let's break it down.
First off, the lede is based on a blog entry that appeared on (feminist blog! Quelle horreur!) Lemondrop, wherein an enterprising college student named Courtney fucks renowned King Of Douchebags Tucker Max because, basically, she thinks it would be funny. And lo, it is. The guy's a tool, she's got a great story to tell and got a write-up on an incredibly popular blog.
However, The Weekly Standard (hereafter: TWS) somehow pegs this as the basis for their entire fright-night story on the "New Paleolithic," a sex culture wherein women are too stupid, slutty and powerless to resist the invariably nefarious sexual desires of men who basically just have to show up in order to get them into the sack. Except this Courtney-Tucker story is in no way an example of this "New Paleolithic" (maybe because it doesn't exist? SHHH). Nevermind the fact that Courtney screwed Max for shits and giggles and basically actively seduced him (not that he needs it, as he's admitted basically to, you know, fucking anything that shows up). Silly details. Trust us, TWS is going to go all-out to try and make this thing work:
Welcome to the New Paleolithic, where tens of thousands of years of human mating practices have swirled into oblivion like shampoo down the shower drain and Cro-Magnons once again drag women by the hair into their caves--and the women love every minute of it. Louts who might as well be clad in bearskins and wielding spears trample over every nicety developed over millennia to mark out a ritual of courtship as a prelude to sex: Not just marriage (that went years ago with the sexual revolution and the mass-marketing of the birth-control pill) or formal dating (the hookup culture finished that)--but amorous preliminaries and other civilities once regarded as elementary, at least among the college-educated classes.Just so we're clear: marriage is awesome, birth control pill sucks. Dating is awesome, hooking up sucks. Institutions that oppress women are awesome, things that liberate women and give them control over their bodies suck.
It helps, of course, that there's currently a buyer's market in women who are up for just about anything with the right kind of cad, what with delayed marriage (the average age for a woman's first wedding is now 26, compared with 20 in 1960, according to the University of Virginia-based National Marriage Project's latest report); reliable contraception; and advances in antibiotics (no more worries about what used to be called venereal disease). No-fault divorce, moreover, has pushed the marriage-dissolution rate up to between 40 and 50 percent and swelled the single-female population with "cougars" in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and beyond. On top of it all is the feminist-driven academic and journalistic culture celebrating that yesterday's "loose" women are today's "liberated" women, able to proudly "explore their sexuality" without "getting punished for their lust," as the feminist writer Naomi Wolf put it in the Guardian in December.THE SLUTS HAVE TAKEN OVER. REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS AWESOME TO SAY "VENEREAL DISEASE?" MAN, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. However, this paragraph acknowledges that some women used to have premarital sex--back, sigh, in the halcyon days of being able to demean and shame them--which is contrary to the original point of the article, which is that feminism killed chasteness and marriage, which was the only kind of sexual life that existed before feminism. Hmm? Well, let's not get caught up in the details:
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Wow. It seems like this article is almost completely based on the author's own insecurities. From the quotes you've extracted, here is the subtext:
"I am a bookish, shy woman who just wants to meet a nice guy and get married, and I don't understand how any woman could be happy being any other way or doing anything else. I am jealous of anyone more vivacious or attractive than I am. I see other women as the enemy because, personally, I don't have the guts to go after what I want. I have met some attractive guys, but they wouldn't give me the time of day. I have a longtime male best friend, and at some point, when he is done sowing his wild oats, he'll see that I am the one for him. Now, if all these bitches would just keep their legs closed, maybe it would finally be my turn to be in the spotlight!"
Posted 02/09/2010 at 09:39:22 AMDoes anyone wonder why the GOP suffers from a dearth of viable candidates? Even conservative women don't think much of women.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 09:46:08 AMum, Andrea? this is fucking awesome. i am amazed by your stamina. what a thorough and hilarious refutation of bullshit.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 09:49:58 AMHah, thanks Diana. I try to help the wimminz any way I can.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 09:51:33 AMOh Andrea, great blog. And all I can say is that I've seen the people who marry in their early 20s, and they are most definitely not alphas.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 10:22:29 AMWow, my head just exploded. This lady can't be real, can she?
Posted 02/09/2010 at 11:09:00 AMAndrea, you are fucking awesome. You never fail to amuse and amaze me with your humor, intelligence, and power.
And the writer of this article needs their reproductive organs taken out. Natural selection can't happen fast enough...
Posted 02/09/2010 at 01:10:42 PMThank goodness you went through the trouble to break that article down for us all. I tried to read it and my blood pressure went through the roof after the first two paragraphs, so I couldn't finish it. My doctor told me that bigotry is hazardous to my health, so I looked at Lolcats and old videos of Courtney Love instead.
The thing that pisses me off about this article most is the author's totally unsubstantiated claims about the so-called "hook up" culture, making it seem as though all women everywhere were fucking like it was going out of style. It's like everything she knows about modern women's sex lives she learned from reruns of "Sex and the City" and late-night "Girls Gone Wild" commercials. Some of us may indulge in no-strings sex, but I suspect that a good deal more of us have sex within in the boundaries of established relationships.
This is really just another way to for the group in power--straight conservatives--to pretend that they're victims. Oh, so now the virgins and the nice guys are the ones that get their rights trampled in society? I never knew a virgin who was harassed and looked down upon because of her virginity. I've known plenty of women who were treated like shit because they were slapped with the slut label.
Okay, I have to go now and get a unicorn chaser. Doctor's orders.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 01:18:59 PMI really can't believe I read that whole thing, guys. Seriously. I was late to class because of it. So I guess that's my own feminist views oppressing me? I OPPRESS MYSELF BRAINSPLODEAGHGHGHGHG
Posted 02/09/2010 at 01:45:54 PMEPIC RANT WIN!
Now excuse me I need to go practise my knicker-dropping like a good feminist slut whore. Wish I was married tho so I wouldn't have to fake liking sex and all...
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Posted 02/09/2010 at 08:48:24 PM@RachelB - Actually I was teased and tormented at school for still being a virgin at the grand old age of 13... Yeah, my peers were very messed up! I was considered extremely weird and most people thought I was a lesbian because I waited until I was over the age of consent and in a steady relationship before having sex.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 12:43:29 AMI'm no expert but surely if women were sleeping with _everything_ that moved it would be good times for "nice guys" and "beta males"?
Also, antibiotics don't cure herpes or AIDS, just to pick two off the top of my head.
Posted 02/14/2010 at 01:40:44 AMHaha your post was so funny. You should go live in a cave and never come out. Or maybe, better yet - never burst the bubble you're living in. By all means NEVER stop writing. I've never laughed harder at anything in my life.
Posted 02/15/2010 at 09:02:05 AMI can only speak from personal experience. I'm 42 so I've been around the block a few times now, and from my experience with woman not only are they sluts with their bodies, but they are sluts in their minds. They think incredibly shallow, talk about everybody with gossip that never ends, are trashy in nature, (ever hear women talk to each other?) while in public they put on this mask of innocence. They walk around thinking themselves special, all the while not knowing or understanding they walk in darkness. While I was living in Orlando Florida girls would be with their boyfriends only to look at me and flirt, and this happen constantly. They have no class whatsoever. And when I was with a girl, girls would look at the girl I was with and have total envy and hatred on their faces directed towards the girl. While I was in Pensacola my girlfriends mother wanted to get together with me, can you believe that? I agree with King Solomon, "I have respect for one in a thousand men, but no women".....
Posted 05/29/2010 at 10:20:09 PM"David said:
I can only speak from personal experience. I'm 42 so I've been around the block a few times now, and from my experience with woman not only are they sluts with their bodies, but they are sluts in their minds. They think incredibly shallow, talk about everybody with gossip that never ends, are trashy in nature, (ever hear women talk to each other?) while in public they put on this mask of innocence. They walk around thinking themselves special, all the while not knowing or understanding they walk in darkness. While I was living in Orlando Florida girls would be with their boyfriends only to look at me and flirt, and this happen constantly. They have no class whatsoever. And when I was with a girl, girls would look at the girl I was with and have total envy and hatred on their faces directed towards the girl. While I was in Pensacola my girlfriends mother wanted to get together with me, can you believe that? I agree with King Solomon, "I have respect for one in a thousand men, but no women"....."
True, true. Most women suck anymore and you really DONT want them to "open the fuck up" but eat a dick to make up for it. Modern women SUCK - that IS a stereotype, cuz it's the TRUTH. Prime examples:
- Andrea
- Michelle
- Jaded16
- Diana
Etc Etc Etc
THESE are the very bitches that go all apeshit nuts when men RIGHTLY criticize THESE very same women when we paint women with a broad brush, cuz they stick out with a sore thumb. ARE WOMEN STUPID? YES. They SO often get mad at you for HATING the SMELL of shit. You are the bad guy for NOT loving the smell of shit?
Women by FAR and large have become cold, heartless PUNKASS
trashy weak bitches, yet STILL get more support from EVERYONE should they suffer consquences and pity party it up all night. If women are more naturally prone to being catty than men, that's fine, but NOT when they go though some femicunt heartless slut bitchass transformation, cuz now ya have to be bothered by it.
"I agree with King Solomon, "I have respect for one in a thousand men, but no women"....."
That is a GOOD line - never heard that.
And THESE are women in the dating pool and TYPICALLY give ALL modern woman a BAD name while men like me are labeled "bitch haters" cuz i hate bitches - 95% of women EVERYWHERE - yahoo, here, facebook, Myspace, EVERYWHERE (and still, men only, ONLY kill FOUR women a day according to 2005 stats?) cuz they never shut the god damn up and they KNOW no self respecting man would have them and are just good for a pussy fix.
And NO, the "the only common denominator is YOU" shit DOESN'T apply when it comes to a man LIVING in a country with THE worse repped females. We just see it and report it, and by no means CONTROLLED by it, but YEAH we think with it cuz when you think of women, you think DICK IN HER MOUTH. Not "walk in the park" corney shit with these bitch hoes.
Posted 06/29/2010 at 07:32:14 PMAIDS and HPV are the Lords gift to women. I am STAUNCHLY OPPOSED to vaccinations against these diseases as the existence and prevalence is a disincentive against sexually licentious behavior. In Other Words: SLUTS DESERVE TO DIE.
Posted 07/22/2010 at 02:07:29 AM