Posted at 8:00 AM Jan 20, 2010
|She sure looks like a winner|
Does anyone have a towel? I just threw up all over my computer.
That's because I just listened to another gem from Ke$ha, you know, the girl who brought the number one hit single "TiK ToK" to the masses. She's debuted another pop masterpiece (ahem), "Blah Blah Blah," where she sing-song raps about how having a conversation isn't as important as showing her where your dick's at.
The 22-year-old also says she doesn't care where the guy "lives at," she just wants to hit that. So, good news if you live in a crackhouse, you can still have sex with Ke$ha.
The boring, generic track, which will probably go to number one just like the other trite single she's released, showcases no vocal talent, just immature lyrics.
I totally understand the feeling you get sometimes of pure lust, and that is totally acceptable, but there's got to be a classier way to express it. It's gross that Ke$ha is so easy that all it requires her to get down to business is some alcohol and some music in the back of an alley.
And, just for good measure, Ke$ha recruits that other sing-songy duo we love, 3OH3!. Their verse consists of telling Ke$ha they don't care about her, either, and they're the most important peeps at the party. Sounds like Ke$ha and 3OH3! are perfect for each other, since it seems like they're just in it for a no-strings-attached bang.
It'll mos def be interesting to see if this song climbs up as far as "TiK ToK," and here's hoping it doesn't.