I'm going to say it. I would buy a Booty Pop.
Posted at 1:25 PM Jan 05, 2010
By Andrea Grimes
I have no ass. Zero. Flat as a pancake. And if I stand comfortably, with my legs hyper-extended (as they do and it is super-creepy, let me assure you), I have a negative ass. Concave. For the past 15 years or so, it has made buying jeans that fit hard, and more recently, nearly impossible.
It was easier when I was thinner--buying tiny jeans that squeeze on a tall, boy-shaped body is challenging, but now that I'm a grown-ass curvy woman (except for that ass part) with hips and thighs, every pair of jeans that fits my waist and my legs and my height has a big ole baggy buttsack.
I would buy a Booty Pop, and I don't care who knows it. I want a pair of pants that fit. End. Of. Story. Wrap it in pink unicorns and Brad Pitt and babies and shoes and eyeliner and glitter, I don't give a flying feminist eff. My pants: I want them to fit.
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I don't really like the shape that those pants make. I prefer my cheeks to hide away and not draw attention to themselves. I think that might just be me though.
Posted 01/05/2010 at 01:39:56 PMThis post made me envision the commercials for this turning into something resembling a pharmaceutical ad, like, "Do you have problem buttocks? Are jeans causing you distress? Is your 'big ole baggy buttsack' interfering with your life? Talk to your doctor about Booty Pop, a treatment for the symptoms of Concave Ass. May cause dry mouth."
Sorry, I got a little carried away there.
Posted 01/05/2010 at 04:07:01 PMI'll never look at a womans ass the same way again.
Posted 01/05/2010 at 04:11:53 PMMy thought for the day to all women - YOUR BEAUTIFUL. Proper diet, exercise, and confidence will go way further then any butt pad. A butt pads not the end of the world, I understand wanting to overcome genetic deficiencies (I have man boobs, no matter how low my body fat has been in the past) but are we going to go back to these days? http://www.fashion-era.com/bustles.htm#Bustle%20Styles - Bustles - make you butt look like a man could ride it!
Posted 01/05/2010 at 05:48:23 PM@defenestrated - that made me laugh.
YOUR BEAUTIFUL
my beautiful what? ;)
Posted 01/06/2010 at 12:06:00 AM