Posted at 10:42 AM Dec 04, 2009By Kiala Kazebee
Guess what kiddos? Time to start stockpiling the tinfoil hats and copies of Catcher in the Rye because Jenna of EatLiveRun has scored herself a book deal. What the theme and subtext of this book might be is a mystery but my educated guess is it will include a.) words and b.) WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Shame on you publishing industry. SHAME ON YOU. Do you really think throwing book contracts at bloggers is the best way to revive your dying trade?
I'm not saying this book by Jenna the Healthy Food Blogger won't sell--it probably will. What I am saying is this girl cannot write a single blog post without multiple typos and grammar errors and you people have given her book a green light because capitalizing on the female obsession with weight and appearance is your golden ticket to moneyland. Gross.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go stand on a street corner in my garbage bag pants and rope belt and wave around an "End is Nigh" sign while yelling incoherent non sequiturs* at people.
*Don't expect to see this or any term like it in Jenna's book.