Heartless Doll's Biggest Hits Of 2009
Posted at 8:00 AM Dec 31, 2009
By Andrea Grimes |
Tonight is sure to be a rager, and in celebration, here's what raged on Heartless Doll this year. I give you our biggest hits of '09. Here are the most-clicked stories of the year:
10. A Russian lady gets her hymen replaced six times
Don't want to do the psychoanalysis necessary to understand why this was one of our readers' favorites.
9. Chicks Aren't Funny: Roseanne thinks Hitler is high-larious
Isn't it neat that Roseanne is still relevant today?
8. 10 Teen Heartthrobs Who Grew Up To Be Douchebags
A heartwarming lists that ... warms the heart.
7. 10 New And Improved Most Annoying Things About Facebook
Man, eff those old annoying things. It's all about the new shit.
6. 10 Most Obnoxious Things To Say to a Pregnant Woman
Like mobsters and diner waitresses, pregnant ladies are not people you want to fuck around with.
5. The Best And Worst Things About Dating Nerds
I did a lot of research for this list.
4. What is the big deal about Meghan McCain's tits?
I continue to wait on the answer.
3. 10 Best Video Games for Couples
You're so adorable when you slay pretend dragons together.
2. Women crave sex, but after they've had it
Blame this one on Digg.
1. 10 Most Annoying People at the Gym
The trolls really came out for this one.
Comments
I always like the 'Top Ten' lists.
Posted 12/31/2009 at 11:36:26 AMThat teen hearthrob list was the most insipid vacuous views ever listed. You mean the cutie boys had human persons attached? Crush over, mister man! Jordan knight has anxiety?! He's only fit to wash my dirty under-place!
duche is a sacred word. don't over use it!
Posted 01/05/2010 at 05:43:43 AM