Heartless Doll's Biggest Hits Of 2009

Posted at 8:00 AM Dec 31, 2009

By Andrea Grimes

Happy New Year's Eve, dolls! Do you have your fancy dress/tuxedo/pajama pants picked out for this evening? Your ibuprofen and a gallon of water already placed strategically on your nightstand? Nice.

Tonight is sure to be a rager, and in celebration, here's what raged on Heartless Doll this year. I give you our biggest hits of '09. Here are the most-clicked stories of the year:

10. A Russian lady gets her hymen replaced six times

Don't want to do the psychoanalysis necessary to understand why this was one of our readers' favorites.

9. Chicks Aren't Funny: Roseanne thinks Hitler is high-larious

Isn't it neat that Roseanne is still relevant today?

8. 10 Teen Heartthrobs Who Grew Up To Be Douchebags

A heartwarming lists that ... warms the heart.

7. 10 New And Improved Most Annoying Things About Facebook

Man, eff those old annoying things. It's all about the new shit.

6. 10 Most Obnoxious Things To Say to a Pregnant Woman

Like mobsters and diner waitresses, pregnant ladies are not people you want to fuck around with.

5. The Best And Worst Things About Dating Nerds

I did a lot of research for this list.

4. What is the big deal about Meghan McCain's tits?

I continue to wait on the answer.

3. 10 Best Video Games for Couples

You're so adorable when you slay pretend dragons together.

2. Women crave sex, but after they've had it

Blame this one on Digg.

1. 10 Most Annoying People at the Gym

The trolls really came out for this one.


Stick said:

I always like the 'Top Ten' lists.

Pete said:

That teen hearthrob list was the most insipid vacuous views ever listed. You mean the cutie boys had human persons attached? Crush over, mister man! Jordan knight has anxiety?! He's only fit to wash my dirty under-place!

duche is a sacred word. don't over use it!

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