Gay teacher steals innocence with single sapphic swipe

Posted at 10:00 AM Dec 16, 2009

By Andrea Grimes

This is the disgusting gay pr0n innocence-stealing book a lesbian-recruiter teacher read her kids.

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Once, there was a 7-year-old first grader who looked at the world with wide, innocent eyes. Everything was shiny and new. She was filled with wonder and delight.

And then one day her first-grade teacher announced that she was getting married! Not only that, she was committing to a life-long relationship with someone she loved deeply--someone who had ladyparts, just like her!

Innocence was lost! Hellfire rained down upon the child, who was clearly forced to watch hours of gay-recruiting homo pr0n, with nary a juice box and snack in sight!

With maybe a little less hyperbole, that's the story today in The Sexist, wherein Amanda Hess writes about parent Margaret Hemenway, who is outraged that her child's teacher had the gall to tell her class she was getting married to her girlfriend. She's alerted the local chapter of Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays, a group that, according to Hess, wasn't able or inclined to actually call her and tell her where she could find any ex-gays or friends thereof. Hemenway got PFOX in on the fight to return her child's innocence because heterosexual marriage, of course, has nothing to do with sex, and therefore couldn't possibly have anything to do with innocence or the loss thereof.

Let's see. If your kid is aware that sex is something married people do, and that there's something different about two women having sex than there is to a man and a woman having sex, your kid is not innocent. Your kid has an idea about what sex is, and it's your duty as a parent to teach them better than to think that homosexuality is some kind of freak show. (Because, you know, us heteros only do vanilla-style missionary before we read the Bible and pray for another baby.)

PFOX has posted this on their website:

Our daughter also mentioned a book the teacher read aloud, "Uncle Bobby's Wedding," about two male "gay" guinea pigs, promoted by the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual Transgender Lobby for children. Since homosexual activists cannot reproduce their own children, recruitment to their cause (especially at a young age, before parents have raised such sensitive and controversial topics with their children) is essential to the political agenda of promoting homosexuality and "gay" marriage.

The gay recruiters! They are coming! The site goes on to say that homosexuality is "fundamentally unhealthy," which is backed up by the clear fact that every heterosexual person on earth is completely sane, mentally and physically, and every gay person is barely hanging on to life by the gay thread of their gayness.