10 Easy Holiday Recipe Ideas I Came Up with While Drinking
Posted at 5:00 AM Dec 08, 2009
By Kiala Kazebee
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Drunk ideas are the best ideas. At least that's what I wrote down the other night on the cocktail napkin I fished out of my purse just now. I also wrote "Penguin Freemasons!!!!! Need more bananas" next to a drawing of a hamburger wearing a top hat and eating a pickle while drinking champagne. But those things seem pretty self-explanatory, so I'm going to focus on the drunken ideas sentiment.
Without further ado, I give you these easy-to-make holiday dishes conjured up by yours truly while imbibing too much Christmas Cheer. Mazel tov! (Covering all my bases.)
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10. Jager Jello Shots Salad
My grandmother liked to put cottage cheese in her jello salads. By following her recipe to the letter, the puking factor of this dish is raised exponentially.
9. Nativity Scene Nachos
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Cover the bottom of a baking sheet with tortilla chips and grated cheese. Mold the three wise men out of refried beans. Giggle hysterically until you make everyone around you uncomfortable. Mumble something about "Baby jalapeno Jesus is a white liberal lie." Throw the whole pan in the oven and stare blankly at anyone who asks you why Jesus, Mary, and Joseph were omitted. Brandish a knife at the best looking person in the room, especially if that person is you. Lock yourself in the nearest bedroom until the smoke alarm goes off and the fire department arrives.
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8. Burrito Log
See, instead of a nut log, it's a burrito log. Get it? Because the nuts are replaced with a ...oh never mind.
7. Cheese (any kind, doesn't matter) Crumble
You take the cheese and you bake it. I don't know why I'm even explaining this to you.
6. (Oh Shit I Forgot About The) Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
See number 9, above.
Comments
I make the same exact holiday ice water punch, only I put my ibuprophen in that instead of in the nog. Other than that, I use the same recipe as you do. It's always a crowd pleaser. And by crowd, I mean me. Alone. On my bathroom floor. At 3am. Yeah.
Posted 12/08/2009 at 11:12:59 AM