Top 10 Geeky Girls On The Internets
Posted at 5:00 AM Nov 04, 2009
By Kiala Kazebee
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You know how we geeky ladies are always sitting around in our lingerie pretending to play Nintendo DS and somehow Destructoid or Maxim serendipitously catches us on camera, which really isn't even that hard considering we do this 24/7? Also, you know how the word "geek" when used as an adjective before a female noun word is a synonym for "hot?" Also, you know how all of that is bullshit? Yeah. Me, too.
*UPDATE: Somehow I forgot to include GINA TRAPANI. She only created
LIFEHACKER FOR FUCK'S SAKE. *gives internet win back**
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10. Carrie Fisher
She drinks, she blogs, she tweets, she attends all the nerd cons and she was mothereffing Princess Leia Organa, Imperial Senator of Alderaan, New Republic diplomat and Chief of State of the New Republic. So there's that.
9. Sarah Lane
I MISS SCREENSAVERS. But I love This Week in Fun and Current Tech. Recently, Sarah experienced a really scary Grande Mal seizure and blogs about it here using her funny words and her smart words. Compelling stuff.
8. Kiala Kazebee
SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION. Also, troll baiting. I win at the internet.
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7. Laura Hudson
Lead blogger for Comics Alliance, journo favorite of Blackest Night author Geoff Johns* and unabashed lover of all things graphic novel - THIS is a geeky girl. And she lives in Portland, Ore., which is the greatest city in the world.
* I interviewed Geoff Johns once, too, and I guess I was NOT his favorite journo, apparently. Sad face. *Throws Green Lantern ring across the room, sobs.*
6. Sarah Kuhn
Author of One Con Glory and contributing blogger for Alert Nerd, Sarah is probably the smartest geeks on the internet, and if you can level up enough to gain her trust, she may tell you the best Joss Whedon story EVER.
Comments
You forgot a needed piece:
"You know how we geeky ladies are always sitting around in our lingerie pretending to play CASUAL GAMES (SUCH AS THE SIMS) ON THE Nintendo DS"
Posted 11/04/2009 at 06:31:24 AMYOU FORGOT KIALA KAZEBEE.
(Ha. I know you didn't, but I just wanted to give you that extra shout out. I am your bestie and pet monkey or whatever. Also I love baiting the trolls too.)
Posted 11/04/2009 at 08:58:08 AMClearly I'm going to need to do a supplemental on this post.
The upside is LOOK HOW MANY AWESOME GEEKY LADIES ARE ON THE INTERNET!
Also, I only type in all caps now.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 10:30:43 AMKiala and Melissalion (are you one and the same), could you explain what you love about baiting trolls, and its relevance here. Where do you two bait trolls, and where do you yourselves troll? Ever trolled for pay? You do seem fixated on the subject.
Is this whole subject of Trolls and Baiting Trolls a private joke? It more smells like you two let a big one, and is something you fabricated to manipulate readers, or is that what it means to you kiala when you write you're "paid to make things up?" From what I've read here that you've posted, you're really rather lucky that they pay you for your words.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 08:23:59 PMRight, and before either one of you, Melissa or Kiala, go accusing me or anyone else of being a Troll, simply by finding argument with any post you tried to bluff your way through, and we read as lazy on site loafing; seriously, it doesn't make us Trolls, only critics of what appears to be a rotten job of faking your way through a writing assignment.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 08:59:05 PMInstead of a supplemental how about a "Geeky Girls of the Internet" calendar. Great way to raise money for some worthy cause.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:59:34 PMGawd is some Geek that desperate to do another calendar this late in the game? Get out of your house, and smell da roses mon, even if your wife's mommie pay your bills. So sad.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 06:06:02 PMOppsie Kiala. We just saw your photo on the internets and girlfriend, you better stop acting way younger than your age real quick, cause even with that mask on, the rest of you shows the desperate Farrah situation trying to act way younger than your birth certificate.
Oh and have somebody else be working those snaky brows, eeeew. We all have birthdays girl, and you're loooong past the age you can pull off the little girl lost thing, verbally or visually. We all love you kiala, way more than you love yourself.
Posted 11/05/2009 at 07:03:33 PMKathy Sierra could kick Gina Trapani's ass all over the geek-place.
Posted 11/09/2009 at 01:22:55 PMHey! How cool!
I am torn between being modest (someone on the internet knows who I am? Really?) and saying "Hah! Take that Simone! Take that Blair Butler! And watch out Espenson & Day! :)
Besides, I'm pretty sure I have better minions, since it was my 10-year-old tech genius minion who googled his mom and found this list. :)
Posted 05/03/2010 at 02:30:08 PMHOW COULD YOU LEAVE OUT MEEKAKITTY?????????? (Tessa Violet)
Posted 05/15/2010 at 11:27:38 PM