Jon Gosselin makes me want to die, is not funny
Posted at 10:00 AM Nov 11, 2009
By Andrea Grimes
Perhaps you've heard of a man named Jon Gosselin. He got famous because his wife Kate had a buncha kids with fancy reproductive technology. There was a television show. And then a giant media clusterfuck surrounding their divorce and ensuing public split involving a bunch of less-than-especially-articulate girlfriends on Jon's part and righteous posturing on Kate's part.
It was only a matter of time before Funny Or Die got ahold of him and his beady little eyes.
In the eternal words of Tenacious D, what's funny?
Gosselin's love for all things trashy and Ed Hardy is funny, but mainly because it's sad and really ... not all that funny. Make sense? Watching him (pretend to) throw it all away definitely isn't funny. Because he should totally be doing that. Because when you are one step above braindead, flashy T-shirts are probably the biggest problem you're equipped to handle. This felt like mocking the kids on the short bus.
Comments
I'm going to admit something.
When he said "seriously?" to Bikini DJ after that long pause...I laughed.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted 11/11/2009 at 11:29:39 AMI just really want to know what he's shaving with Skintimate shaving gel.
Posted 11/11/2009 at 11:54:15 AM@merritt I think it's his feet. And his palms.
Posted 11/11/2009 at 12:11:37 PMWait... did I miss the funny parts?
... no really... I must have missed something...
Posted 11/11/2009 at 12:11:56 PMTenacious D sucks
Posted 11/11/2009 at 01:05:17 PMIf Jon was a woman, the media would be commenting a helluva lot more on how FAT he has gotten. Can the lady media please start commenting on that? HE IS A BIG FAT GUY NOW. This is what you hope happens to your ex when he leaves you for some crazy starfucker.
Posted 11/11/2009 at 01:46:49 PM