Posted at 7:13 AM Sep 21, 2009
By Andrea Grimes
Good morning! I'm still mourning last night's Cowboys-Giants game, but perchance burying myself in the news of the weekend will get my mind off how much I want to put chewing gum in Tony Romo's hair.
- Some dude crashed a ladies' poker tournament and won. (Casino Gambling News) If you're gambling, you expect to get screwed. Move along, ladies.
- Michelle Obama spoke out for her husband's health care plan on Friday. (Forbes) She said health care is "very much" a women's issue. Also very much women's issues: breathing, eating.
- Jennifer's Body opened at a weak number 5 at the box office. (DListed) But I won't be happy until Megan Fox and Diablo Cody go to Narcissist Rehab.
- The recession is forcing educated stay-at-home moms back into the work force. (New York Times) Wait, there are jobs available? I thought the recession got rid of the jobs? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, RECESSION!
- Victoria Rowell wore a dress with Obama's face on it to the Emmys last night. (HuffPo) This terrible dress is the first indication I've seen that the man might actually be the Anti-Christ.
- Suri Cruise played dress-up on Sunday. (DailyMail) Lit-ruh-ly. Played dress-up. Like every other little girl ever. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: what the DailyMail considers news.
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Comments
Ah, the daily mail. Where I get all my hard hitting news.
Posted 09/21/2009 at 08:31:01 AMMy black little heart warms at this news about Jennifer's Body. I suspected as much because this Saturday, when I was at The Rocky Horror Picture Show the lobby was full of people waiting for the midnight movie, which was being held in the same theater as the last showing of Jennifer's Body, which didn't let out until 11:55.
There was like five people there for a 10 pm showing on a Saturday on opening weekend.
Hopefully this will put an end to any idea that Megan Fox can headline a movie.
Posted 09/21/2009 at 11:51:02 AMGlad I finally found another person who mourned the Dallas-Giants game. Oh Romo, you hurt me so.
Posted 09/22/2009 at 12:11:42 AM