(Not-so) Hot Lady Track of the Week: Pitbull's "Hotel Room Service"

Posted at 12:00 PM Sep 15, 2009

By Nicki Escudero

When even my boyfriend can't stand watching a musical performance with girls shaking their thangs in hot pants, I know a song is whack.

So goes rapper/singer Pitbull's "Hotel Room Service," a charming little ditty about taking a gal somewhere public (how about a motel or Holiday Inn, so you won't have to deal with her getting attached or anything) and banging her with "two in the 'o' and one in the eye."

Ouch.

And if you're in a committed relationship, forget it--Pitbull will take care of you, baby. In the track, he coos, "Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight. I'll check yo pipes, oh, you the healthy type."

The 'Bull recently performed the track on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, and even though he and his band were dressed up all dapper-like in suits and ties, the classy attire wasn't enough to distract away from the trashy lyrics.

The music video isn't much better, with Pitbull posing as "Armando (his real first name) Bond" as he charms the big-busted receptionist before having a threesome in the elevator, then an all-girl, lingerie-only orgy in the room.

And, of course, there's a girl-on-girl bathtub scene between all the shots of girls writhing around on beds. Dude, just because you dress up doesn't make you a pimp.

Sadly, this is Pitbull's third hit single off his current album, Rebelution. His previous single, "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)", repeatedly told listeners he was on to how much they wanted him. Pitbull's effort to mix Spanish with English in songs is appreciated, but the lack of social consciousness in the lyrics makes his music muy malo for the women he sings to.