Posted at 5:00 AM Aug 31, 2009
By Bonnie Ruberg
10. Jumping on trampolines
Oh my God, I'm going so high! Sure, I might break an ankle if I land wrong, and sure I'm 50 pounds over the weight limit since this thing is designed for 9-year-olds. But look at me, I'm flying!
9. Having sleepovers
Remember when watching bad movies and curling up in sleeping bags and getting an awful night's sleep after spending eight hours on someone's hardwood floor was a regular weekend thing? It can be again -- though this time around it might include more booze. And once you're drunk, you can start braiding each other's hair like old times. Just remember to take photos of the hilarious hideousness that ensues and post them on Facebook.
8. Climbing on jungle gyms
Society is so cruel. There's an excellent little playground near my apartment in San Francisco that would be perfect for exploring with some equally adult-sized friends. Alas, the sign at the gate clearly states that grownups must be "accompanied by a child." That's not how rules like are supposed to work!
6. Taking naps
Favorite...activity...ever. As a kid, I hated them ("No one tells me when to sleep!"). Now I curl up like a cat in a sunbeam and, boom, I'm so out.