For those still slaving away at their desks ...
Posted at 12:10 PM Jul 03, 2009
By Andrea Grimes
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- The elementary school teacher who accidentally sent her kids home with a sex tape showing her pleasuring herself on her sofa. A reminder to all of us how important it is to keep your computer filing system neat and organized.
- The women whose feathered hairdos are now making the Slate rounds. "Hey, is that Katie from accounting? OMG GO GET THE SALES DEPARTMENT THEY'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!"
- Amy Winehouse, who is no longer allowed to swim in her hotel pool. Sweet Jebus! Everyone around her is apparently content to supply her with drugs and alcohol, but they're not going to let her SWIM? There is no justice in this world.
- Everyone who is not Rupert Grint, who gets to snog Emma Watson and is not totally disappointed about it. Ron and Hermione 4EVA!
- Ruth Madoff, who is soooo vewwwy sad wiffout her furrr coaty-woaty.
Comments
Re: Winehouse
I don't know what they're worried about - if Amy got into any body of water that I was in, I'd be sure to get out as quickly as possible - who knows how resistant her cooties are to chlorine?
Or they're possibly just attempting to avoid a "famous singer drowns in hotel pool in drug induced coma" incident.
Posted 07/03/2009 at 05:35:14 PM"Or they're possibly just attempting to avoid a "famous singer drowns in hotel pool in drug induced coma" incident."
Considering that's exactly what the hotel said in the article, congratulations, you can repeat exactly what you just read!
Posted 07/03/2009 at 06:42:41 PMI'm still freaking out about the teacher 'Mummy what is the buzzing rolling pin doing inside Ms Defanti?' Holy crap!
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Posted 07/03/2009 at 09:23:57 PMKris -
Seriously??
I didn't read the article. That's freaking hilarious!!!
Posted 07/04/2009 at 01:41:15 PM