Posted at 11:00 AM Jun 16, 2009By Jennifer Mathieu
I think she was on Dancing with the Stars once, right? Or maybe not. She was in that movie where she sucked face with Neve Campbell. Has she done any commercials? Is she related to the Noxzema skin girl? They look alike. Gee, I wonder what ever happened to Noxzema skin girl? If Denise Richards has her own reality show, why doesn't she?
She got divorced from Charlie Sheen, yes. She has kids - two girls, I think. Oh, okay, y'all, I just went and checked and she does have a fan club. Well, that's nice for her, I suppose.
I just do not understand why this woman is famous. Or has a show. Or does much of anything at all. I love how the title of her show is Denise Richards: It's Complicated. What, exactly, is complicated? She's kinda cute with big boobs and she teeters around on her high heels while coming up with stuff to talk about on camera for her boring show. Why is that complicated? That's not complicated at all. It's actually quite boring.
Maybe her show should be Denise Richards: It's Boring or Denise Richards: I Honestly Have No Idea Why I'm On This or Denise Richards: WTF?