Russian lady gets hymen replaced six times
Posted at 10:30 AM Jun 19, 2009
By Andrea Grimes |
Because one, two, three, four, five hymenoplasties weren't enough, a Russian woman named Natalia underwent six different surgeries to "restore" her virginity as a present to her husband. Apparently, Dude wasn't the original cherry-popper, so Natalia repeatedly got her vag operated on to make up for it. Now, she's in the hospital after surgery-related complications from her latest operation.
Physiologically, I get why having sex with a virgin might be more pleasurable for a guy, what with it maybe being a tighter squeeze and all. But if you've already been screwing your wife for years, what in the world is the point of having a piece of tissue sewn back together just so you can pretend she's a virgin? You'd think after six occasions of some doctor ramming his gear up in her poor vagina, she might be the worse for wear, anyway. Maybe this lady's husband has the world's most amazing imagination.
What's fun six times, anyway? I mean, even if sexing up a lady with a hymenoplasty is super fun, doesn't just about anything get old after a while? I mean, I love whiskey, for example, but six whiskey shots ... okay, okay, that sounds kind of awesome.
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Oooowwwwww! Jeez....now the questions is, is he going to "revirginize" himself as a present to her? You know, fumble around awkwardly, put it in the wrong hole a couple of times before finishing in under 30 seconds?
Posted 06/19/2009 at 11:05:53 AMI'm not so quick to criminalize the guy. Maybe it's just what he's into, and she's into pretending to be a virgin too. Nobody said he's ordering her to do it, she just likes to treat him.
If he was into tattooed chicks and she had some sort of infection from getting those as a present to him this wouldn't be a story.
Posted 06/19/2009 at 11:16:58 AMokay I see the OA said he was "upset." Not many men are fond of the idea that someone got to love their lady first. He didn't leave her or anything and the fact that she did it 5 more times makes me more inclined to think it's at least somewhat mutual and a bit of a fetish for them.
I'm totally leaving room to be wrong, but I don't immediately think the worst on this one.
Posted 06/19/2009 at 11:30:24 AMWho knows for sure.
Maybe Dude has small PP
Wife tries anything to feel something
Love
Posted 06/19/2009 at 04:07:27 PMFiling under: Body Modification
Lots of people get their ears pierced multiple times - what's the big deal?
I'd take this over some girl getting stars tattooed all over her face.
Posted 06/19/2009 at 04:45:37 PMHoly smokes man that is insane!
RRT
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I'll feel less sorry for her if it was her 6th husband
Posted 06/22/2009 at 02:07:45 PMIf she wants to be a better lover, why doesn't she just get some friggin bungee implanted down there to keep it tight? One surgery would be far less complicated than six, I think. And what kind of husband is letting her do this repeatedly? Perhaps this is some thinly-veiled domestic abuse? He'd leave her for a teenager if she didn't get it done?
Posted 06/22/2009 at 02:48:26 PMI've had mine done 12 times:
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I also had my newborn son's foreskin lengthened.
"Getting lots of tattoos/piercings" isn't such a brilliant analogy for "unnecessary invasive surgery which obviously carries medical risks" but I guess the internet virgins have weighed in. Unless they're brutal rural Russian patriarchs but I didn't get that vibe.
"Not many men are fond of the idea that someone got to love their lady first." Grow up.
"Lots of people get their ears pierced multiple times - what's the big deal?" If she had her birth canal sutured shut in 5 minutes at the mall, I'll buy you a circumcision.
Posted 06/22/2009 at 04:25:50 PMI hope that she's ok.
Posted 06/22/2009 at 07:43:11 PMIf you know anything about Russian culture, this will make a lot of sense. They are truly old fashioned about virginity and sex - at least many of the people not in the biggest cities. Prudish, even. But the men all desire and demand virgins. And the women want to be virginal. To tell the truth, I even know a beautiful Russian woman who at 45 is still a virgin. She recently met an American man and they are engaged so he will get to do the honors. But they are dead serious about this stuff over there. A woman who sleeps around is socially a pariah. Of course, women are still legally property of their family too, in their system. But it makes more sense if you understand the culture. Very Eastern, more so than European.
Posted 06/22/2009 at 09:59:08 PMWhen my wife had a difficult pregnacy, the doctor regretfully, had to do an epistotomy.
As I was there, he looked at me twice, rather seriously, and said "Don't worry, I can make this better than before she came in."
He was absolutely the best! I still thank him for the ultimate repair job!
Posted 06/23/2009 at 05:34:26 AMWho wants em when their old?.
Both sides can play that game.
Your all missing the point here!, they have something that WORKS now stfu and be happy for em
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Posted 06/25/2009 at 06:55:23 PMNever screwed a virgin, never wanted to. Sex is too much fun to trust to COMPLETE ameteurs!
Posted 06/26/2009 at 04:14:57 PM