Pantylines, Monday 15 June
Posted at 7:22 AM Jun 15, 2009
By Andrea Grimes
Here's hoping you didn't roll into the office too late today, Dolls, and get your butt chewed out by some facsimile of this dude. Much happened over the weekend while you were putting in that new carpet, and today's Pantylines is here to make sure you're caught up.
- Rich old white politician says Michelle Obama has a gorilla for an ancestor (CNN) I'd rather have a gorilla for a granddad than an asshole for a mouth.
- Iranian protests continue over shady "defeat" of moderate candidate Mousavi (BBC) Ahmadinejad seen whistling, shuffling his feet, mumbling "Nothing to see here!"
- In the UK, a Muslim woman fired for refusing to wear a sexy work uniform was awarded compensation (Times) Best part: her former employers, the Rocket Bar, claim the figure-hugging red dress was not intended to entice male customers to stay and spend more money. Also, unicorns are real.
- Jen Aniston says her rom com roles mirror her real-world love life (Telegraph) Wacky setups with handsome men inevitably end in perpetual happiness after minor relationship bump is overcome by another wacky setup? Wait, isn't Aniston single?
- Breastfeeding linked to high grades and college (Reuters) From the Institute Of Finding Remote Causal Correlations Between Stuff That Happened A Long Time Ago And Today
Comments
Um, don't we ALL technically have gorillas for ancestors? At least if you are going to be a stupid racist prick, you should get your science right...
Posted 06/15/2009 at 07:32:09 AMSee the problem with expecting him to get his science right is he is probably some far right christian who believes the earth is only 6000 years old. So how can we all be evolved from gorillas if god says we all came from an incestuous fratricidal "person".
Posted 06/15/2009 at 07:57:39 AM