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Five Things I Learned From Dell's LadyComputer Site, Della

Posted at 2:42 PM May 12, 2009

By Andrea Grimes

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Hey girls! Do you ever, like, totally get SPAZZED out with your on-the-go lifestyle?! I mean, between yoga and listening to adult contemporary pop and buying things in pretty colors, who has time to shop for a ... what are those things called? With the pictures on the screen? You know, they show little kitties with funny phrases, and sometimes you can talk through them and look at the Facebook?

OH OH OH! I remember! Computers! Silly me, I am always forgetting TECH stuff HAHAHA LOL. Wellz, at least Dell has this cute new websitethingie called Della which can totes help you pick out the prettiest computer for ur girlie lifestyle!

I just spent like, two seconds on Della, and I learned sooooooo much about computers u guys!


  1. I can customize things! Customization! Personalization! ME! ME! ME! Creativity! Colors! Personalization! Also, CUSTOMIZIABLEIZATION!
  2. GREEN! Greeness! Giving! Recycling! Mother nature! YAY! Also, BREAST CANCER! BOO BREAST CANCER!!!!!!!!!
  3. Fashion expert Robyn Moreno loves wearing furry robes and drinking white wine!
  4. WEIGHT LOSS WEIGHT LOSS WEIGHT LOSS WEIGHT LOSS WEIGHT LOSS
  5. Ohmahgod, 'puters come with ACCESSORIES, ya'll! It's like earrings, but for your little toplap, or whatever they're called!

Now I have all the info I need to buy a pomcuterthingy!


Comments

AGolden1 said:

All I can say is the 'guystyle' ads aren't any better at making one feel like they've gotta be metrosexual to use a computer.

Hey, did the site have an accessory that was a 'rumble mouse' cuz I know some people that would actually buy that.

Oh, and this so makes me want to do a 'in the trailer park' version to pitch the benefits of new laptops for oh, say when one of the six toddlers barf on it or tries to shove cheese in the media slot, or ties the cord to the cat's tail, or ...oh, the parody list goes on and on.

Posted 05/12/2009 at 03:56:48 PM
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