Posted at 4:00 PM Mar 30, 2009
By Andrea Grimes
Fact: Rihanna has had a gun tattooed on her side-boob. Now, watch this CNN anchor--who I really, really hope was forced to do this interview at tattooed gunpoint--interview Rihanna's tattoo artist about whether this has anything to do with that whole Chris Brown beating the shit out of her thing. Oh, yes:
I'm sure I don't have to tell ya'll how much of this is grade-A ridonk, but let's break it down. First off, "Why did Rihanna get a gun tattoo?" is not the "question everyone has been asking." That question is "What's for dinner?" or "Do I look fat in this?" or "Why is Rihanna recording a duet with Chris Brown?" or "Is nothing sacred?" or "Does this look infected?" Secondly, side-boob tattoos may seem like a great idea now, but gravity will not be havin' that shit for long.
Lastly, Brooke Anderson, how in the name of sweet, precious, baby Jesus did you manage to ask this question: "Do you think maybe people are blowing this out of proportion?" SARSLY!? Please clear this up for me. By "people," do you mean television producers with no news judgment? Or tattoo artists desperate for publicity?