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Dear Diary, Robert Pattinson (maybe), "Just had nightmare that Kristen was huge Hello Kitty doll..."

Posted at 4:00 PM Mar 06, 2009

By Sharon Steel

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EW's Popwatch is pretty sure that @fakerpattz isn't actually Robert Pattinson's real Twitter feed. But oh, wouldn't it be lovely if it was? He actually writes back to his stalkers followers, regularly throws out quips about how quickly his hair is growing back to its former Edward Cullen-esque glory, and has enjoys sharing the details of his bizarre nightmares. Herein, some of our favorite recent tweets:

This must have had something to do with that M.A.C. ad:

Just had nightmare that Kristen was huge Hello Kitty doll destroying Tokyo until someone said Twilight. Then she self combusted. Weird.
Rehearsals start soon. Still bummed my hair is not up for Best Supporting Actor.
Why not Best Actor? Don't sell yourself short, Patz.

Paparazzi are following me everywhere. Expect to see a shot of me on the loo soon. Wouldn't be surprised.
We've been warned.

My Edward hair is almost back now. It's scary how much nonsense was made over my hair!
Did you mean scary as in extremely flattering and you hope it never ends?

Sometimes I have nightmares that quacking ducks are chasing me.
Hm. Taylor Lautner probably dreams of kittens.
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