A relationship put on auction, literally

Posted at 4:07 PM Mar 27, 2009

By Andrea Grimes

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I can't keep relationship detritus. Barely has the door slammed and the whiskey been poured before I round up everything I can find and start stuffing it in trash cans. T-shirts--no matter how comfy--go to Goodwill and photos find a permanent home under the goopy goo of kitchen waste in the compactor. The hardest goodbye of all is to the mixtapes, my own most personally valued form of romantic communication. I am predisposed toward a longing nostalgia, and keeping meaningful items around makes me crazy.

That's why I love NPR's "Books We Like" feature about the amazingly titled Important Artifacts and Personal Property From the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion, and Jewelry by a NYT art director named Leanne Shapton. The book is a faux auction catalog containing the heartbreaking literal pieces of a relationship gone awry. Quoth NPR:

"For decades, fiction teachers have assailed their students with the admonition to "Show, don't tell." Now, that charge has reached its ultimate expression in the dazzling Important Artifacts, the second work by New York Times op-ed page art director Leanne Shapton. Foregoing narrative entirely, Shapton tells the story of a couple's relationship in the form of a staggeringly precise ersatz auction catalog that annotates the common detritus of a love affair -- notes, CD mixes, e-mails, photos, books-- and places the objects up for sale."
Ohmygod, my heart breaks just thinking about it. What a brilliant idea and a lovely way to imagine a lost love, not as an individual or even as two individuals in the past, but as living objects. Up for sale, no less.

So go forth, Heartless Doll readers, into the weekend, and may you acquire many meaningful artifacts along the way. Or maybe just get some tail. Whatevs.


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