Haikluless: short poems from online celeb rags

Posted at 9:13 AM Jan 14, 2009

By Andrea Grimes

peoplecover.jpgOn my daily troll through the world of celebrity trash rags, I often wonder if I'm making the wrong decisions about what to tell our fine readers about celebrity news. What if Miley Cyrus is not the most important story of the day, but I like her hair? Or maybe I want to talk about Patrick Swayze's impending death, but what does that have to do with feminism? Today, then, I focus on the truly vital things that the celebrity trash rags are telling me the only way they can: through the text advertising on their websites.

one flat stomach rule
diet seen on Rachael Ray
remove stretch marks -- obey

my flat tummy rule
one skinny stomach rule--I
BSN Degree

I cut down six pounds
end spinal stenosis now!
seen on NBC

2 rules to a flat
stomach--crazy diet rule
registered nurses

Comments

dab said:

I am fond of literature and poetry in general, but especially I like poems by Georg Trakl - http://www.ebook-search-queen.com/ebook/twen/twenty-poems-of-georg-trakl.all.html

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