Dear Diary, Shaquille O'Neal, "Laugh as much as u breathe, its a true stress reliever, trust me."

Posted at 4:00 PM Jan 16, 2009

By Sharon Steel

Shaq_at_the_white_house.jpgPhoenix Suns center Shaquille O'Neal is pretty much the most prolific Twitter user out there. Microblogging takes on a kind of poetry on @The_Real_Shaq, which has over 27,000 followers. After the jump, we'll delve into the Interweb psyche of a man who, on occasion, signs off on his Tweets with "Shaquille oneal." It's like what your Mom does in IM messages when she writes "Love Mom," even though it isn't a formal letter, and you already know you're talking to her. Whimsical, isn't it? (Sidenote: How amazing is that picture of him with Dubya?)
Laugh as much as u breathe, its a true stress reliever, trust me
Is yao ming really a half a million all star votes better than me, my twitterish brothers and sisters

As long as we can change the world can change

If you have done less than what i have done, how can u comment on what more needs 2 happen Shaquille oneal
Id like people to think of me as someone who cares about them Princess diana

The best way to secure happiness is 2 b az happy as u can everyday Shaquille oneal .


AlexB said:

Wow. I appreciate the link. This is a real find. Every line is hilarious. I can just hear him say it in the same delivery he uses for his Icy Hot commercials.

Nice Mystery Science Theater for the Twitter world.

mp3real said:

Thank you! Excellent post!

© 2016 Village Voice Media Holdings, LLC. All Rights Reserved. | Privacy Policy