10 Potential Celebrity Countown Shows on E!
Posted at 5:00 AM Dec 15, 2008
By Jennifer MathieuAs you fellow television queens no doubt know, the E! channel is home to such ridiculous countdown shows as "Most Incredible Hollywood Slimdowns" and "Most Shocking Runway Moments" and "Most Unforgettable SNL Episodes," among other illustrious titles.
What follows is a list of potential countdown shows that -- while they have not yet made their E! debut -- could certainly be considered for the network's lineup. At least in my opinion.
10. The 101 Places Charlie Sheen Has Scored Blow
By the convenience store on Santa Monica in '94. By that bodega on the Lower East Side in '89. This countdown could go on forever because, well, let's face it -- if there was blow, Charlie was probably there. 9. The 101 Places From Which Angelina Jolie Plans to Adopt a Kid
Sure, Madonna made Malawi famous, but we're betting there's a whole mess of countries Angelina knows about that Madge totally missed, and there's a more than likely chance that Angie's in the process of adopting a child from each of these godforsaken places as we speak.
8. The 101 Freakiest Things About Burt Reynolds' Plastic Surgery
Is it the rubbery cheekbones? The fact that his face has the appearance of marzipan? Yes and yes. And there are 99 other freaky things about Burt Reynolds' plastic surgery that we are going to talk about on this show. 7. The 101 Bribes Katie Holmes Accepted from Tom Cruise To Go Along With This Whole Charade
The designer wardrobe, the fancy houses, the cute baby. Just a few of the little tidbits tossed Katie's way in order for her to become the Queen of Scientologyville and Mrs. Tom Cruise.
6. The 101 Ways and Places Oprah Has Lived Her Best Life
During a long coffee talk about male genitalia with Dr. Oz. During silly chit chat and a fun morning walk with Bob Greene. During foreplay in the bedroom on red satin sheets with Steadman. Who cares about the 200 pounds? Oprah is living that best life all over the dang place! 1 | 2
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I think the freakiest thing about Burt Reynolds is that he looks like a wax figure from Madame Tussauds, only somehow *less* lifelike. Strangely, he also looks like Ignacio Suarez from Ugly Betty. Go figure.
Posted 12/21/2008 at 08:41:06 PM