Gravity-defying panties, care of Friday afternoon silliness
Posted at 3:08 PM Nov 07, 2008
By Bonnie Ruberg
Who could really be expect to have coherent, intelligent thoughts on a Friday afternoon? That's why I bring you "Wonderwear," the gravity-defying new underwear a press release to the Heartless Doll box has just informed us "lifts and contours a woman's butt by just putting it on, that's right, no working out or sweat involved." The underwear, which sells for $43 dollars a pair, looks like it pretty much just smushes your fat into a bizarrely athletic lump. Not so, says the underwear's PR:
The way it works is the innovative "lift" that is built into the seems [sic] in the underwear -- there are no hidden straps or pads in the underwear, its totally comfortable to wear.
What do you think, dolls? Total nonsense, or more total nonsense? If they'd go get an infomercial, this Friday afternoon would officially be complete. Now off to prepare for a weekend of doing stupid things that will surely aid -- not defy -- gravity and the general growth of my ass.
