The Hef gets dumped
Posted at 10:39 AM Oct 09, 2008
by Andrea Grimes
Rumors have been abounding for some time now about a split between Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner, especially since Madison has been seen about town with a number of fellas who aren't octogenarian douchebags (more like quatrogenarian douchebags). But CNN confirms the story, complete with word from The Hef:
"If Holly says it's over, I guess it's over," Hefner said in a telephone interview Wednesday. "She's still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed."
Gosh, I'm trying to find exactly where I left my sympathy this morning ... I'm no revenge feminist, but I do appreciate the fact that Holly has unceremoniously ditched Hef without releasing a joint statement. I just hope it's for real. Hef's controlling/OCD behavior is oft-mocked, albeit good-naturedly, on The Girls Next Door, but living day in and day out with a crotchety old nut in pajamas who has to have things just so has got to feel a little bit like being in rich people prison.
So well done, Holly for sticking it to a guy who has to take a pill to be able to stick it to you. Of course, now he's going to be sticking it to a couple of 19-year-old twins who I'm sure will find all their dreams fulfilled by getting in line behind Bridget and Kendra for a shot at facetime (tit-time?) with Hef. Indeed, Hef has no intention of doing anything but living in a Barbie Dream Home, which he admitted himself in the saddest statement ever to be printed in Western media:
"It's a big house," he said. "And I'm not going to live alone. I'm definitely not going to live alone."
Comments
You know, that CNN article struck me as really pathetic. Hugh should be with his personal assistant Mary, who is actually near his age. He is just looking more and more clownish as the years go on.
As for Holly, she's just wasted some of the best years of her life getting down with a dude in his 80s...ewwww. I don't care what she claims she thought about "Puffin"...you know deep down she would have rather been doing somebody who was at least with 20 years of her age as opposed to 50. Whatever...it was a devil's bargain that she made in order to garner publicity, and now she's got it.
The whole crew of them are pathetic in my opinion. I actually think Playboy is a pretty classy publication, but Hef has turned into a joke and those girls went right along with it. Sad...
Posted 10/09/2008 at 08:13:31 PM