Inappropriate Halloween e-cards for "when you care enough to hit send"
Posted at 3:30 PM Oct 20, 2008
By Bonnie Ruberg
Halloween is now less than two weeks away, and that means it's time to start sending out your Happy Halloween cards. What, you don't send those? Oh right, you're a normal, well-balanced human being who's not obsessed with all things orange and black, like me. Well then, for you Halloween probably fits into that category of holidays you enjoy but don't send cards for. But wait! That's why God invented e-cards: those online substitutes for actual cardstock affection that say "I was thinking of you, but not hard enough to go to the store and mail something." The one problem with e-cards: they're often sappy or downright annoying. Thus was born SomeEcards.com, the site for hipsters and otherwise darkly-minded persons who enjoy sending or receiving highly inappropriate cards. Their slogan: "When you care enough to hit send." As always, SomeEcards.com has a few choice offerings for Halloween, including:
"Be sure to hang onto your hobo costume after Halloween in case the financial bailout doesn't work."
Yes, there's a Halloween e-card for everyone. So send yours to an appreciative friend or a horribly offended relative today!
