Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends even look hot in mugshots
Posted at 1:35 PM Oct 10, 2008
By Bonnie Ruberg
Have you heard the news from the Playboy mansion? Grandpa Hugh is filling the void left in his love life with two new "girlfriends": nineteen-year-old twins from Florida Karissa and Kristina Shannon. The twins are apparently already living in Hefner's den of sin -- i.e. house -- and are soon to be official mates of the man recently immortalized in a four-inch-tall toy. I know, it's his greatest achievement. The downside to this promising, healthy, totally not creepy relationship? Both twins have police records.
According to Pop Therapy, the twins were arrested in Florida for "battery." Now they're on probation. Do their probation officers know they're hanging out at the Playboy mansion? Really though, if there's one thing that bothers me about this story, it's not that 1) it's absurd that Hugh Hefner dates nineteen-year-olds or 2) that these girls were clearly born to be twin arm candy, given their way-too-similar names, it's 3) they look hot even in their mugshot. Sure they're sad, but their eyebrows and their hair is perfect. How is that fair?
