Top 10 'Seedy' Websites to Visit on Airplanes

Posted at 12:00 AM Sep 17, 2008

By Bonnie Ruberg

Heartless Doll recently reported that flight attendants fear the introduction of wireless internet onto planes will mean passengers will spend their in-flight down time browsing "seedy" websites. Translation: porn + skies = bad.

I, however, feel porn + just about anything = good. Therefore, I've put together the following list of the top 10 proudly "seedy" websitea you can and should visit while airborne -- not just to annoy your flight attendant (this is what he gets for not coming faster with that cup of Diet Coke) but also to creep out the people sitting next to you. The middle seat never looked so good.

10. Babeland.com
Nothing makes a flight go faster like shopping for sex toys at 30,000 feet. You won't find any nudity on this site, but you will find a wide selection of clearly phallic vibrators that will make the annoying business man stealing your arm rest lean the other way.

9. Kink.com
Kink.com has alternative porn for every taste -- though they are still missing a mile-high club section. Choose from "Hogtied," "Fucking Machines," "Wired Pussy," you name it. This site isn't recommended if you're sitting next to small children (actually, none of them probably are), but it is recommended if you're sitting next to someone older than 18 who looks particularly innocent and corruptible.

8. OkCupid
While there may not be any photos of genitalia on this hipster dating site -- at least not ones that I've found -- there's still plenty of freak-out potential in scoping the online dating scene using airplane WiFi. My suggestion: turn to the already uncomfortable person sitting next to you, point to the highly pierced vegan you've pulled up on screen, and ask whether he/she thinks she'd be good in bed.

7. The Naughty American
Heartless Doll's favorite spot for when you want to read about porn instead of just watching it, The Naughty American gives visitors an inside look at the adult entertainment industry. Now it can give the person sitting behind you, peering through the cracks of the seat at your laptop, an inside peek, too.

6. Daily Bedpost
Technically a sex advice blog for Glamour, Daily Bedpost is run by Em & Lo, two experts who dole out suggestions that are actually sexy. Don't feel bad about your fellow passengers seeing this one. Maybe they too wanted to know about hiding their unsightly love bruises.