Do you suffer from mustache envy?
Posted at 12:00 PM Sep 05, 2008
By Bonnie Ruberg
I have never understood the appeal of facial hair. Not on men, and certainly not on women. I've spent enough life plucking my eyebrows that the idea of voluntarily acquiring a mustache or beard, even for a fun night of drag, makes my tweezers recoil.
Which is why I'm a bit baffled by this online phenomenon known as Moustache Gratuite (or "free mustache," for all you Heartless Doll readers who didn't study French for such crucial situations as this). The idea is simple: draw a curly mustache on your finger, then hold it up to your face as if you yourself had a mustache. Take a picture, then upload it to the internet . Tada! Free mustache.
Sure, it looks like fun -- for about thirty seconds. Even ghost riding the whip had more entertainment value than that. Can anyone explain?
