Traumatize your inner child with the "Avenging Unicorn"
Posted at 1:50 PM Aug 27, 2008
By Bonnie Ruberg
Sometimes you just want to get back at the calm, happy little kid who lives inside of you by impaling figurines of mimes with the sharpened horns of adorable unicorns -- you know? Well, the "Avenging Unicorn," which comes packaged with an impale-able hippy, priest, and yes mime, lets you do just that. Plus, your pretty pretty horsey of death has four different horns so you can choose which goes best with your destructive mood each day!
Bizarre and wonderful as this toy may be, I've also seen it in real-life toy stores, and not just its natural habitat: the mythical, ironic hide-out of the internet. What this unicorn is avenging by stabbing various humans is unclear. What is clear: they look appropriately surprised. If anyone is looking to buy this Heartless Doll a present, that whole set would go lovely next to my Smorkin' Labbit. "A bunny who smokes," you think to yourself. "So it does get worse than a murderous unicorn." Uhuh.
[Via Boing Boing Gadgets]
Comments
There's also a narwhal set, I believe. So you can make them fight!
Posted 08/27/2008 at 05:26:58 PM