The Naughty American likes us so much they want to drug us, take us home
Posted at 12:14 PM Aug 20, 2008
By Bonnie Ruberg
After posting about how we, Heartless Doll, would like to have a drink with The Naughty American, we received this excellent response that threatens to drug us and take us home. What less would we expect from our favorite porn industry-obsessed boys?
Heartless Doll, We accept your drink offer. We hope you're a lightweight, so we don't have to go through the effort of slipping you a roofie. By the way, we're the kind of publication that has sex on the first date. Your lovers down South, Douglas T. Sorito
Leopard J. Ferry
Bobby Fairfield III
The email also came with the photo you see below, in which The Naughty American guys thrust out various Fleshlights (they're male sex toys, if you're not familiar with those silicone orifices) toward us. Well played, sirs. And excuse us, but Heartless Doll is a classy and coy blog. We insist you buy us at least four drinks and two meals -- preferably not all in one sitting -- before you can get into our pants.
