Stan Lee and Paris Hilton working together. Yes, you read that correctly.

Posted at 7:51 AM Aug 08, 2008

By Andrea Grimes

parisburger.jpgParis Hilton deigned to give an interview to the San Diego City Beat and dropped a bomb on us the likes of which has never been dropped before. No, it wasn't when she claimed that she'd like her superpower to be invisibility. Ahahaha, Paris, you so funny. We all know how you hate to be seen. Rather, the shock and awe started here:

Enrique of SDCB: “What would your superhero name be?”

Paris: Actually, I’ve created a superhero with Stan Lee, which is [based on] me, and we’re doing a cartoon right now with MTV.”

There aren't a lot of times it's appropriate to use the Scooby Doo "Harruuuuuuuuuuuuuungh?" but I'm pretty sure this is one of them. Possible names for Paris' hero ego, in my book: The Heiress (too obvious.) The Blonde Offender (nice ring to it.) Or The One Who Will Bring About The Violent End Of American Society, Women, Girls, Celebrities, Other Rich People, Happiness And Kittens. But that might be too long.

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