Sites We'd Like to Have a Drink With: The Naughty American

Posted at 2:15 PM Aug 18, 2008

By Bonnie Ruberg

naughtyamerican.png

Let's end this silly flirtatiousness now: Naughty American, will you have a drink with us?

Over the past few weeks, I've told you about a bunch of articles from The Naughty American, a site dedicated to reporting the quirkier side of the adult entertainment industry. We've talked about how to work out like a porn star, welcomed you to the bulimic stall, and invited you to join in National Orgasm Day. We even gave you the details on a starlet who was caught mid-blowjob by the recent L.A. earthquake.

What I'm trying to say is, Naughty American, I think you're pretty cool. You cover the sex industry in a shameless, candid way, and you do it with a hokey sense of humor. You bring us news we'd never think to ask for, like the top reasons one porn star won't sleep with another (Ron Jeremy feels too much like family, apparently) or the personal lives of performers who can't hold boyfriends. It's awesome that you take a journalistic approach to the inside world of professional boinking. Normally I wouldn't say boinking, but it seemed like something you would said, and I think you're rubbing off.

That's why, Naughty American, I'd like to stop beating around the bush and batting our eyelashes from across the internet, and officially invite you to have a drink with us, Heartless Doll. Sure, it may never really happen, but I think you'd have a lot of interesting stories to tell us over a mid-afternoon margarita.

© 2012 Village Voice Media Holdings, LLC. All Rights Reserved.