Hello Kitty contact lenses turn your eyes adorably creepy

Posted at 2:00 PM Aug 07, 2008

By Bonnie Ruberg

Over at Topless Robot, our sister site (brother site?) about pop culture for boys, you'll see a lot of posts about cool new toys and bizarre products. Hey, us girls like those things, too! We, like, invented obsessing over dolls... er, we mean action figures. Damn, our boyfriends will never forgive us.

For example, what girl wouldn't love these Hello Kitty contact lenses, direct from Japan? Not only are they exotic, but they're also damn creepy. Granted, multiple members of the Heartless Doll staff own Hello Kitty toasters that theoretically burn the mouth-less icon's face onto our bread. Yours truly may or may not also be in possession of a Hello Kitty humidifier, which blows gentle steam from two openings in her ears. But contacts? Contacts are a whole new level of Kitty devotion.

Look into my eyes. Look deeply into my eyes. What do you see? Oh, hello, Kitty!