Can't keep track of everyone you've slept with? Let the internet do it for you!
Posted at 2:00 PM Aug 12, 2008
By Bonnie Ruberg
Thank the depravity gods there's the internet.
After enough half-price margaritas and enough one-night stands, things start to blur. Who can remember who slept with whom, where and when, and in what position? On top of that, you're supposed to be paying attention to little things like STDs. A girl has got to keep a damn Excel spread sheet on her night table. Right? Right?
You'd think so if you listened to the makers of MyBlackBook, a website that helps you record all the gritty details of your sexual encounters. By inputting data whenever you have a little fun, you allow the system to generate regular reports about your sexual activity -- how much you get each month, each day, etc. The site will also approximate your risk for contracting STDs.
MyBlackbook claims to be in the "tell us all your dirty secrets" business for your own good. Specifically, they'd like you to believe they're there so that, if you do contract an STD, you can contact everyone you've slept with Web 2.0-like efficiency. Really, we know they just want to giggle over how many people you've slept with.
[Via Thrillist]
Comments
Though, this would be the perfect means to implement a huge webchart of who's done whom, a la Alice's chart in "The L Word."
Posted 08/14/2008 at 08:54:06 AMUnprofessional as it would be, it would probably be pretty cool looking if they released everyone's data as a giant web. "OMG, you slept with him too?!?"
Posted 08/15/2008 at 09:24:15 AM