An open letter from Avril Lavigne's crazy sharp vampire teeth to Avril Lavigne
Posted at 7:26 AM Jul 25, 2008
By Andrea Grimes
Dear Avril,
We read today that you want to file us down because we look too much like vampire teeth. So we re-worked the only song of yours that we can stand, hoping that you would understand. You loved your Complicated boy just the way he was; must you change us?
Denticated
Uh huh, teeth's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause teeth's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out whatcha starin' for?
Lay back you've seen your teeth before
And if you could only let us be
you will see
You'd like us the way we are
When we're bitin' your tuna tartare
and you're brushing on us one on one but you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your mouth like you can't relax
We're tryin' to be smooth but we got pokey grooves you see
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so denticated?
We see the way you're acting like your dents ain't fresh gets us frustrated
Mess with us, you
Might fall and we crack and we break
and we take time to fix and you turn it into dentistry
and promise me I'm never gonna find you capping
no no no!
Best,
Your sharpies
